What’s the coldest village in the UK? A clue, it’s well over 1000ft above sea level and has a mean annual temperature of 6.6 °C. One April it even managed to record a high of −1.0 °C for the month … brrrr!. Okay, we’ll tell you … it’s Dalwhinnie! What’s more, we’re here at the Loch Ericht hotel and it’s actually quite hot! The village also has a distillery.
We are here because we decided to take a slight detour off the A9, the road that runs from Falkirk to Scrabster in the far north. This section of the road was opened in the 1970s and had the effect of bypassing Dalwhinnie. At the time, many thought it would kill the village off completely. Actually, back in our early days when we decided on the Cairngorms rather than Glencoe for our weekends we would pass through Dalwhinnie quite a lot. Back then there was only one road and it went straight through the village. Gosh, how old are we?
Crushing
It was a military road built by General Wade back in 1731 so that the English army could have better and quicker access to the Highlands. You know what those pesky Highlanders can be like! They thought the Highlands belonged to them and, of course, that sort of thing had to be discouraged at all costs. Wade is actually the only person named in the National Anthem:
Lord grant that Marshal Wade
May by thy mighty aid Victory bring.
May he sedition hush,
And like a torrent rush,
Rebellious Scots to crush.
God save the King!
Tumbleweed
We could easily have whizzed past but today we decided to see what affect the bypass had had on the village. We fully expected tumbleweed and the odd highland cow wandering about aimlessly on the road. Not a bit of it … it was buzzing! The hotel doesn’t exactly scream out at you, in fact we struggled to find anything indicating it was a hotel at all. There were lots of cars though and when we went into the restaurant area it was big and very busy.
The folks behind the self service counter were very smiley and friendly. Soon we were kitted out with some lunch and a scone to share and went off to find a table. It was surprising that so many others had taken the trouble to come off the main road to visit the village. It has a distillery, did we mention that?
Must be love
Lunch was excellent and then we turned our attention to the scone. 
There wasn’t any cream but it did come with some nice Scottish jam and Irish butter. Pat normally takes the top half but this time she cut it the other way so I could have a bit of the top as well. Must be love! It was all very nice but what with it being self service it was never going to make topscone grade. Very enjoyable though.
Fancy stories
When we were leaving Pat suddenly announced that she wanted to buy me a bottle of whisky at the distillery … hurrah! Did we mention that there was a distillery? Only a couple of hundred yards further on and we were there. From the outside it looked deserted but when we went inside it was heaving with people, you could hardly move!
They had a weird system where you actually had to retrieve a bottle from the display cases opposite the counter then take it to the counter to pay. Very confusing! No pricing, so suffice to say that the bottle Pat selected turned out to be £65. We left empty handed. Disappointing but I had to agree with her, that’s a lot to pay. No matter what fancy stories they tell on the label … it’s still just whisky! We are heading for Speyside so plenty more whisky buying opportunities to come … fingers crossed!
Brilliant
One of the things about being away is that you don’t get as much news. These days that’s a good thing, as Sunak and Truss battle it out, making ever more outlandish claims. One thing is for sure … neither of them give a toss about Scotland. Truss has even said that she plans to completely ignore Scotland and its government … brilliant! The population of Dalwhinnie is around 80. That’s just slightly less than the number of people who will decide who the next Prime Minister will be … brilliant again!
PH19 1AG 01528 522331 Loch Ericht Hotel
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This was a nice place to stop, the staff although busy were helpful and friendly, can’t say the same about the distillery. You would think that some bottles of the stuff would be on hand for the staff to serve you with, instead of them saying, you can pick a bottle from the shelves at the back. I couldn’t find any pricing and although I don’t mind spending money on my other half £65 was a bit much for one bottle. He will get one though from somewhere else. The scone was ok but would have been nicer with some cream.
Gosh,I’ve never heard that verse of the national anthem,but then again I always learn something in ‘all about the scones’
Silly question; is that tartan carpeting or tiling on the floor?
Nice to know that Dalwhinny is still thriving.
Enjoy your hols.
Glad to be contributing to your continuing education Kath! 😃 it was a carpet but why do you want to know?
Just wondering if somebody had invented tartan tiles.Would be easier to keep clean.
Don’t think so. Tartan tiles would probably be difficult to lay without messing up the pattern?
Enjoy your Speyside gallivanting. Thank you as ever for an interesting read. Hope to see you guys soon.
Thanks Brian